No More Mr. Nice Gay (I can't take credit for this clever title.)

I think this blog is supposed to be funny, but I don't really care because Evan has deserted me to sit almost as far away as possible from the field at the coldest UK game of the season. So, I'm hijacking the blog and goin rogue, Sarah Palin style. I'm posting this video because we both like it, and it concerns an issue that is near and dear to our hearts. We have a member of our family who recently came out, and we hope that, one day, he will be able to marry the man he loves. Yes, everyone, we have a big announcement: LJ is gay. And you know what? We're ok with it! So, this video is dedicated to LJ and all the others who suffer under the stifling regime of the religious right.

As with all YouTube videos, it's advisable that you ignore the comments unless you're fully aware of just how many brain-dead people there are in America, posing as normal, well-adjusted humans.

Oh, Hello There

Hi. Though it says Gene Parmesan, I can assure you that I am the Evan gentleman Stephanie speaks of. I have an alias because of my other blog, the one where I cuss and call people bad things. Unfortunately, I have no idea how to write under different names, so you'll have to deal with the fake name I use to slander people. I don't think that's what this blog is all about.

As far as I can tell, this blog is about...L.J.? Or, love...maybe? I'm not really sure, but if the discourse veers too violently away from me, I'm just going to snap.

I guess we'll talk a lot about how bad I smell, because that's pretty much all Steph talks about. Oh, or how I leave stuff laying around everywhere and suck at doing the dishes. Maybe we'll have posts outlining how I never clean, and how mad Steph gets when I drink milk directly from the carton. If there's time, a lengthy discussion will ensue explaining the rigors associated with reading "cases," because if some dolt (yours truly) ever tries to speak when this is occurring, he is soundly beaten (mentally, of course).

First Post

Evan and I decided to start a blog because it's something lame that married people do and we'll be married soon. And we're already lame. So, it all worked out. A blog would probably be more useful to people with more exciting lives than we have, but one day we'll be done with school and have jobs and maybe a house and probably (gulp) kids! THEN we'll be really exciting, so shove off. Until then, we (probably me because I doubt Evan will engage heartily in this venture) will bore you with what's going on in our current, school-filled Indiana lives.

To start things off, let's put up a few pictures of our dog, L.J. If you didn't read the sidebar, he's the cutest dog that ever lived. It's a scientific fact; Google it.